(Do the) Big Willie Slap

Betta watch yo' mouth when y'talkin' 'bout me,
Or 'bout any one else in the Smith fam-lee,
'Cause a smile and a joke is a very fine thing,
But you step cross the line then your face gonna sting,
I can hear you up there trash talkin' my wife,
So you better pucker up for the slap of your life,
I been sittin' here long enough takin' your crap,
Gonna have'ta put you down with the Big Willie Slap.

I can act like a boss, I can sing, I can rap,
But'cha know me best now for the Big Willie Slap,
And a ten-year ban ain't no big nevermind,
That'll work just fine as I think you'll find,
When I ain't G'd up like the Penguin no more,
Or be makin' it rain like I did it before,
I can watch you in your Tux showin' off your welts,
While I'm chillin' in my sweats like everyone else.

C'mon everybody do the Big Willie Slap,
Hear it like hip hop feel it like Rap,
Step to your partner, give him a sock,
But whatever you do, don't play it like Rock.

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[Couldn't resist updating last year's Oscars piece
- I mean you couldn't make it up]

Betta watch y'mout' when ya bitchin' 'bout me,
Or 'bout any one else in the royal fam-lee,
'Cause a ghost-written tome is a very fine thing,
But'cha step outta line and ya face gon' sting,
Had a B.S. overdose from you and yo' wife,
So you better pucker up for the slap of yo' life,
Put'cha in a dog's dinner like a poor little sap,
Here come da red mist and a Prince Willie Slap.

I'm the heir to the throne and a jolly nice chap,
But'cha know me best now for the Prince Willie Slap,
And quittin' this clan ain't no big nevermind,
Gon' make us all shappy as I think you might find,
When we don't be shellin' out on your crib no more,
Or hear ya bellyaching like we heard it before,
Catch ya later on Netflix puttin' me down,
But I probably won't (I'll be watching "The Crown.")

C'mon everybody do the Prince Willie Slap,
Hear it like hip hop feel it like Rap,
Go see your lil' bro', give him a punch,
Then back to the palace for a little light lunch.

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